The dragon king was sick. Not sick in his body, though he was very old. Not sick in his mind, though he was set in his ways. The dragon...

Once upon a time there was a polar bear named Polar Bear White. He lived in the jungle. He got scared by thunder and lightning and rain...

Once there was a stuffed frog named Lavender. She was called Lavender because inside her belly were lavender buds mixed with flax seeds.

On the sixth day, Gary gave birth to death. WTF, Gary?

It was spectacular. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

True North shifted. And everything felt off. Until you, too, shifted. Until you clicked in. And then with an oooooh it was all on again.

The story of three sisters, fire, stars, and tears.

As a critical-thinking, over-educated, hyper-self-reflective feminist, I really liked Disney’s Cinderella. Allow me to elaborate.